What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:49

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

United-JetBlue Tie Up Leaves American Airlines Bloodied - Live and Let's Fly

Still no good

Just Forget it!

No way

Why do I have an itch in my labia, white gooey and thick discharge which doesn't have a smell but my vagina does sometimes and both me and my partner do not have STDs, what is it?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Oy: United Jet Flies Wrong Route Departing SFO, Causes Near Disaster - One Mile at a Time

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Is Andrew Tate wanting to volunteer for the IDF to fight terrorism a way to avoid justice by the courts who have charged him with human trafficking?

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

What are the differences between fuzzy, intuitionistic, and paraconsistent logic? Which one is considered the most useful and why?

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Sam Rockwell had his head shaved by strippers before quitting 'G.I. Jane' - Entertainment Weekly

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How to watch the 2025 Tony Awards on Sunday - NPR

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

Not just genes: After 17 years of study, scientist discovers just 1 lifestyle change that could easily ad - Times of India

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

The GLP-1 Weight Loss Drug Ozempic Is Reportedly Giving Men A Lot To Brag About, Down Under - Wccftech

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

Still no good.

My Wife and I Are Never Splitting AirPods Again Thanks to This iPhone Trick - CNET

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

What Happens to Your Body When You Eat Watermelon Regularly - Verywell Health

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.